Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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