Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize