Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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