Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I need you to use more vowels.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
