I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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