why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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