it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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