just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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