Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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