i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
how does that bad decision feel?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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