I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She said her name was "party"
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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