just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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