Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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