he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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