I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize