I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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