Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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