he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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