drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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