You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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