This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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