You can't special order awesome
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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