No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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