it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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