I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
