did you get engaged???
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I will pee on everything he values.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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