I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
