just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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