I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
where does the pee come out of this thing
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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