Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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