I only kidnapped one of them. chill
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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