I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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