After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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