Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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