Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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