We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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