But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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