butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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