i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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