So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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