do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
wow bdsm is so cute
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