im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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