Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
