i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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