drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm both gender and math confused
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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