maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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