brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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