bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
