I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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