what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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