Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i believe in u and ur pee
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
