ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
God gave him joint rollers for hands
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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