he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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