There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
My feet surprised me
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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