I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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